I like Creationism, I really do. It’s a way of thinking about the world that sort of just throws out that whole cause and effect thing in favor of something a bit fluffier.
So, I feel like I might be breakin’ some dreams here..
That’s a Cavendish banana. It’s been in cultivation for a few thousand years. It’s man-made, or, Evolution via artificial selection. Wild bananas kinda look like coconuts.
EDIT: This is pretty immature. But watch this again and pretend he’s talking about male reproductive organs..
I Got You Babe.
damaralikescats asked: Dear Cayce,
The World War Z book that I borrowed from Brock (who I believe borrowed it from you) has been sitting on my bookshelf since the beginning of summer. If you're still here I can leave it on your doorstep, if not I can send it to you through the always wonderful Post Office.
Dear Damara,
I was very bitter for many a month over my missing book. I advise you, never never-ever loan anything to Brock (He’s had my packaging tape for weeks!). Now finally, and quite kindly may I add, you offer to deliver my beloved novel to me! It’s strange, when you want an item for so long you forget why you wanted it, when you get it there’s nothing left but a sense of emptiness. Very very thank you, but I do believe you should keep the book, or forward it to someone who hasn’t enjoyed it yet (Everyone should read World War Z). I have many more delightful books you may borrow anytime.
(via sofiawee)
Plants are the strangest people. When it snows I like to believe someone left the refrigerator open, like in that Tom & Jerry episode.
I permit you to ask a question, any question. If I don’t know the answer something believable will be fabricated. I’ll enjoy it either way.
Dendrobium Spider Lily
"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes."
G-Man
“This is John Galt speaking” #12
The things you own, end up owning you.
