Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

heather-rivers:

Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “The Huddlesfield Express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

“I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs and the changing shades emanating outwards from the black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big-Bang”. “It’s the beginning of the world” he added excitedly.

I wonder if he will sell it on ebay?

2 years ago  Notes (22)
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    For every religious fanatic, it’s good...know there’s at least
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    You can’t call it...miracle, exactly.
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    If that’s not proof, then...don’t know what we’re looking for.
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    I wonder if he will sell it on ebay?
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  14. noahkai reblogged this from heather-rivers and added:
    or it’s just a piece of burnt toast.
  15. jmdj reblogged this from heather-rivers and added:
    No, dude, it’s just breakfast…
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